there really are white dudes out there calling afros greasy mops in fucking 2019 smh

bash vs zsh

the heck is a zsh
can't even pronounce it
not a verb
dumb name

has a meaning
everyone can pronounce it
gonna bash you
has "bourne again" in the name that's cool

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The legend Lord Jake has returned to make a YTP of the first Democratic debate!

apparently someone got doxxed and fired for their pro-union stance, and now /r/walmart is flooded with pro-Union memes

Can it be? Reddit has done something,, good??

Dear everyone who is considering making a video of yourself talking rather than just writing the *exact same words* into a text file, a blog post or a PDF:

Unless you're specifically targeting people who literally cannot read...

Please don't.

Sincerely, A Person Who Doesn't Have Literal Free Hours To Hear You Slooooowly Say Something It Would Take Me Five Seconds To Read And Also I Can Ctrl-F It

announcing new, biggest node on Mastodon™'s network: gargrons.ass

people always ask me "where did you get this amazing ass" and the truth is, i got it handed to me

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A Mastodon instance with a cool domain name, hosted specifically for the site,